I have had a recent flare-up of a chronic medical condition, including six nights in hospital. I was unwell before that stay, but I’m on the mend, and looking forward to resuming wine tasting. In the meantime, a teaser from Stoney Goose Ridge.

When I (Hector Lannible) took over as CEO, revitalising the company, and setting an outstanding system of transnational excellence, I didn’t fully forsee the depth of customer demand for NOB (natural, organic, bio) wines.

But I am adept at finding and leading trends, and we have an arsenal in the pipeline. Lo-fi, no-fi, au naturel. Skinsy, textured, tactile. I follow the money, and rake it in, accelerating our margins while shaming rivals with our QPR.

We began with Hipster’s Reward®, then came our Petty Nat (sparkling), and then Cloudy Hay! Our latest entrant into this niche is FOMO (Far Out Mystical Outcome). It’s sure to place an exceptional smile on the delighted faces of our happy clientele, deliver outstanding memories and certainty that our advocates will enlighten their friends and acquaintances to the engaging and irresistible pleasures of the comprehensive suite of Stoney Goose Ridge beverages. Wines, beers, spirits, mixers, cocktails, all rewarding with renowned resonances and unbeatable quality and value.

FOMO of course comes with our brand’s typically innovative packaging’s presentational stylistic verve and elan, with artistic interpretation from Binksy, under my detailed guidance.

FOMO – the wait was well worthwhile.